do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes
I am sure this food tastes fucking delicious but I cannot taste a thing because my allergies have made me so stuffed.
I WANNA TASTE THIS DELICIOUS THING!!!
❝HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRETTY LADY!!! I would text you but my phone DIED and hasn't charged enough to be used yet. I cannot wait to see you in a few months (weeks, more like). You continue to be one of my favorite people on the planet and I miss you constantly! I wear my Gatsby half with pride. <3❞
Thanks so much!! I CANNOT WAIT to see you (in 42 days!)
Love you so so SO much!!!!
❝Hello! This is your annual happy birthday wish and reminder that you have a great butt.❞
Thank you, mysterious Anon. You birthday wishes and compliment are appreciated as always.
My manager was like “If I had remembered yesterday I could have made it so you didn’t have to come in today.”
And so I said “Well then, I may not stay the whole day then.”
And he said “Yeah. Let me know what time you want to leave and I will work that out for you.”
And that is the story of how I am only staying at work until 1 today.
Although, if getting greeted at the bottom of the stairs by my manager and a few coworkers saying “Happy Birthday!” Then maybe today won’t be so bad after all.
Spending all day telling my co-workers “I know I don’t have to work on my birthday.” And explaining “Yes, I do request it off but was denied.” Isn’t my idea of a good way to spend my birthday.